I got one to top you. The other night we are eating mexican, when my seven year old says, "ouch, mom, I lost my tooth!" After which he proceeded to hold out his hand across my plate with a bloody, wet tooth in it. I was quickly done eating my enchiladas! My husband just laughed and said, "man, they want to stop teen pregnancy they should just give examples of how disgusting the little buggers are!"
Mother of five. Two girls - three boys. Fully understand why some animals eat their young. Love kids dearly but am often at a loss as to how to wade the murky waters of female adolescence. I'm an American girl living in Abu Dhabi while my husband works here for a bit. This makes the teenage thing EVEN BETTER.
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Selling siblings...interesting approach to a stinky problem. I'm adding it to my arsenal of Creative Solutions.
Yes, you never could have anticipated that one. HA.
Bwahahahahahaha!
ha! that entire sentence is priceless!
I got one to top you. The other night we are eating mexican, when my seven year old says, "ouch, mom, I lost my tooth!" After which he proceeded to hold out his hand across my plate with a bloody, wet tooth in it. I was quickly done eating my enchiladas! My husband just laughed and said, "man, they want to stop teen pregnancy they should just give examples of how disgusting the little buggers are!"
Ha!!! Thaty is great!!!
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