Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Things We Didn't Anticipate We Would Hear When We Were Young and Without Children

"Moooom! Jacob stuck all of my wart medication on my bathroom heater and now my room reeks. Can't you just sell him or something?"

6 comments:

Mrs. G. said...

Selling siblings...interesting approach to a stinky problem. I'm adding it to my arsenal of Creative Solutions.

Crystal said...

Yes, you never could have anticipated that one. HA.

Nancy said...

Bwahahahahahaha!

dawn224 said...

ha! that entire sentence is priceless!

RENEE said...

I got one to top you. The other night we are eating mexican, when my seven year old says, "ouch, mom, I lost my tooth!" After which he proceeded to hold out his hand across my plate with a bloody, wet tooth in it. I was quickly done eating my enchiladas! My husband just laughed and said, "man, they want to stop teen pregnancy they should just give examples of how disgusting the little buggers are!"

MommyMommy said...

Ha!!! Thaty is great!!!