At the dinner table…..
Five year-old son: Daddy! Mamas have special eyes in the back of their skulls.
Twelve Year-Old: No they don’t, imbecile.
Husband: Really. Hmmmm. What about boys? Do they have eyes back there, too?
Five Year-old: [shouting and spewing chicken bits]: I am NOT an imbisult! Daddy. Only MAMAs have the eyes. We don’t have the special panel in our heads.
Twelve Year-Old: Are you seriously teaching him this, mom? That’s not exactly factual.
Five Year-Old: Yeah? Boys have more room in their heads for brains because there aren’t eyes back there.
*Silence*
Husband: [pointedly, to wife]: Is this what you do all day?
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Now see...these are the tools they should give us when they hand us our babies.
ROFLMAO!
Out of the mouths of babes... LOL
Little heads or big heads?
Did you just nod, smile, and enjoy your dinner? *wink*
Where can I get me one of these eye panels?
OH SNAP!
Ahhh, now you ARE the "teacher"!!! Beautiful.
Oh I SOOO love this. Your family dinner could be a sitcom! (that's a compliment)
ROFL! So, assuming you got a chance to answer him, what did you say? LOL!
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