At the dinner table…..
Five year-old son: Daddy! Mamas have special eyes in the back of their skulls.
Twelve Year-Old: No they don’t, imbecile.
Husband: Really. Hmmmm. What about boys? Do they have eyes back there, too?
Five Year-old: [shouting and spewing chicken bits]: I am NOT an imbisult! Daddy. Only MAMAs have the eyes. We don’t have the special panel in our heads.
Twelve Year-Old: Are you seriously teaching him this, mom? That’s not exactly factual.
Five Year-Old: Yeah? Boys have more room in their heads for brains because there aren’t eyes back there.
Husband: [pointedly, to wife]: Is this what you do all day?