Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Why The Family Meal Is So Crucial To Family Cohesiveness

At the dinner table…..

Five year-old son: Daddy! Mamas have special eyes in the back of their skulls.

Twelve Year-Old: No they don’t, imbecile.

Husband: Really. Hmmmm. What about boys? Do they have eyes back there, too?

Five Year-old: [shouting and spewing chicken bits]: I am NOT an imbisult! Daddy. Only MAMAs have the eyes. We don’t have the special panel in our heads.

Twelve Year-Old: Are you seriously teaching him this, mom? That’s not exactly factual.

Five Year-Old: Yeah? Boys have more room in their heads for brains because there aren’t eyes back there.

*Silence*

Husband: [pointedly, to wife]: Is this what you do all day?

10 comments:

Kelly said...

Now see...these are the tools they should give us when they hand us our babies.

Robin said...

ROFLMAO!

Sophie's Mom said...

Out of the mouths of babes... LOL

Oh, The Joys said...

Little heads or big heads?

Nancy said...

Did you just nod, smile, and enjoy your dinner? *wink*

andi said...

Where can I get me one of these eye panels?

moosh in indy. said...

OH SNAP!

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Ahhh, now you ARE the "teacher"!!! Beautiful.

Absolutely Bananas said...

Oh I SOOO love this. Your family dinner could be a sitcom! (that's a compliment)

Lavender said...

ROFL! So, assuming you got a chance to answer him, what did you say? LOL!
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