"Mom, when I'm a freshman can I go to the prom if I get asked?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Ask your father what senior boys want. That's why."
"What about when I'm a sophomore?"
"No."
*sigh*
"Well, what if he's Mormon?"
"Yes."
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Nice work. that's totally fair!
Ha! Love it!
or gay =)
Nice! Now you'll just have to be on the look-out for boys who are only pretending to be Mormon.
-andi
Fantastic. :)
Good answer! I like Nancy's answer too!
Perfect answer.
Ha!
We've made a solemn vow: no dating. Ever. Or until 17. That's final.
Hubby was in the Army with a few Mormons. He would echo your sentiments because he maintains they were the only virgins in the entire military!
That's a prom date I can get behind. She's a clever one.
LOL! My mom flipped out when my niece (16) became a Mormon. I explained to her that however she may feel about the religion, she would be much safer going through her high school years as a Mormon than she would as a Wiccan, which is what she was raised as.
Now THERE'S a good place to draw a line.
As a Mormon, I find this hilarious! And very true. Smart daughter.
Sounds totally logical to me.
I like that rule and believe I will adopt it. Only dating Mormons. Until she is 30.
I'm lovin' this!!
Keep those conversations coming!!
LOL. awesome.
Does that girl have your number or what? Which is funny and really sort of scary too.
---sigh-- can I heart your blog any more than I do already? Oh, and I like taut,pore-less and youthful skin, so can I comment lots of times?
Clever, clever girl. Now you just to make sure she only dances with the Mormom!
LOL!
Heidi
Mind if I borrow that idea for my daughter?
HAHAHAHAHA! That is TOO funny!
It's been my experience that the "religious" boys can be worse than the bad boys... I'm jus' sayin.
one caveat, NOT if he's Mitt Romney
LMAO
Love it! Definitely stay away from us Jews!
Haha!
I wouldn't go by that. I know quite a few Mormon boys.
That's funny. You're a mom who's good under pressure.
Funny!
Good plan! and Nancy's idea too.... gay would be ok too....
maybe.
Hahahaha! A nice Mormon boy took my little sister to their senior prom. Now that I think about it, maybe that's why she was allowed to go? LOL!
Dude, if I'd known that trick half of my boyfriends would have been Mormon!
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