I was just tipped off that Walmart is considering expanding its chains that contain instore health clinics.
"Billy? You say you have diarreah and flu symptoms? Well, let's go finger some more produce, you can sneeze on a bin of Granny Smith's and then we'll head down to aisle fourteen and see a doctor.
Something seems so very, very wrong about shopping for food under the same roof as urine specimens and phlegm-filled patients.
As if I needed another reason to vote for a candidate who supports health care reform. Come on, Hillary! You can do it!