I've been busy. Really busy. Sorry about the spotty posting and blog reading. I will catch up this weekend, and my life should level out a little bit.
Today, while jumping in the driver's seat, I heard this from the backseat:
Twelve year old: "Tell Mom what you just asked me."
Five year old: "Mom, what's 'having sex?'
"What???!!"
"I said, what's 'having sex?'"
"Where on earth did you hear this, Jacob [meaningfully glaring at older children]??"
"From you."
"What?! When?"
"When you couldn't find your cell phone. You said, 'oh for havin' sex.'"
"Heh heh. Sweetie. Yes I did. I said OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE."
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OH, would you believe I once said "What's a duck?!" rather loudly in traffic when I got cut off? There happened to be a small boy in the back seat who wanted to know what THAT meant!
now that's funny.
Whew! You lucked out on that one!!
That makes me chuckle!
this might just be the codeine talking after the wisdom teeth getting pulled, but what the heck, let's get married
Phew. I would have had to pick my jaw up off the floor if my 5 year old asked that.
oh, that could have been much much more awkward and uncomfortable. Funny though :)
Priceless! :) That question will come soon enough, won't it?
12 year old was probably bursting inside waiting for your answer.
From the mouths of babes!
That is classic! Hmm, he may have just unintentionally coined a fun new saying though (well, if said out of the earshot of children).
-andi
aaawww, but I love telling them the real deal cause the look of horror on their faces is priceless!
What the fudge are you letting that kid watch on t.v. that sex is the first thing that comes to mind?
That was the funniest thing I've heard lately.
That one I have to share with my husband. Priceless! :)
Hysterical! You gotta love it when they come up with stuff like that!
Eep!
Bwahahahahaha!
wow...close call on that one. that really is way too funny.
Whew! I bet you sighed HEAVILY!
That was a close call!!
Funny!
Heidi :)
Good one. Really.
ha ha ha ha ha!
i would much rather be having sex than looking for my cell phone, too
Whew. Bullet dodged!
At least you didn't say where the EFF is that cell phone. Would have been harder to explain!
You dodged a bullet that time.... you can only convince them once in a while you said something totally different. Like when I flipped off some guy who cut me off and nearly killed the 3 of us.... my 7yr old ask me what I did... so I told her I pointed at him.... and showed her with my index finger..
I don't think she believed me.
Ok, now that had me sweating bullets for you! LOL.
LOL Guess you avoided that one for the time being, love misunderstandings
That is HILARIOUS!!!!
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