What We Do When The Kids Are Outside

Me: Bob, the kids are all playing outside. And the baby is napping.Husband: Really? We could pretend we're D.I.N.K.s.Me: Okay. Um, boy, I had a long work-week. Like fifty hours.Husband: Yeah. I watched a lot of movies. At the theater.Me: And had sex.Husband: And then I counted my money. But I didn't finish because there's just too much of it.Me: Then we had to decide where we were going to eat dinner.Husband: And it was so stressful we had sex instead.