Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Why My Son Will Be Getting Everything in My Will

This Morning....

"Mama, how old are you?"

"Thirty-six."

"Are you old?"

"No, sweetie. I don't feel old."

"No, you're not old. You don't have any cracks in your face yet."

Hallmark, do you hear this? THIS is a greeting card.

24 comments:

Don Mills Diva said...

If you can get him to say that to me I'll leave him all my possessions as well!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

You must have been leaving comments on your own blog. I swear it's working for me!

Carrie Sue said...

Out of the mouths of babes! What a love.

Missy said...

Oh that is too funny! They say the funniest things, don't they?

Beck said...

Sniff! That's beautiful!

Christina said...

Are you at the toy store buying him anything he wants right now!?

Life As I Know It said...

Smart boy!
I'm 36 too and am starting to see some new little cracks on my forehead! ACK!

Mrs. G. said...

I feel weepy just reading this. I love that kid.

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

LOL! Oh yeah.

The other night my 5-year-old told me in all seriousness, "Mommy there's this lotion on TV and it takes away ALL YOUR WRINKLES!"

the dragonfly said...

Fantastic! :)

Beth said...

Lucky you! I'm 38 and I've got lots of cracks!

You should definitely start a new line of greeting cards because I would love to receive one that said I didn't have any cracks on my face! If only....

Fantastagirl said...

Gotta love him!

liv said...

and isn't that the half of it? no cracks in the face? i swear, it's botox for me soon.

Circus Kelli said...

My Mom told Sweet Pea she was 39 years old. Later, she fessed up to her real age of 64.

I happen to REALLY be 39. Sweet Pea doesn't believe me.

andi said...

I think I love him.

Can you pay him to come over here and tell me I'm simply too thin for my age?

Amanda said...

Oh my goodness! That is too sweet.

I'm lovin' your blog. I found you via Madam Queen. Hope you don't mind but I love what I've read so far so much that I've linked to you from my blog.

Will be back!

BetteJo said...

Oh Lord, I am afraid of what the post will be like when he DOES spot a crack!

BetteJo said...

... uh many years from now of course. If ever. Ahem.

Mamma said...

With lines like that, he's going to be President.

jennifer said...

You should run out and buy him a PONY right NOW!

Molly said...

Awwww. What better compliment could you get?
Unfortunately, I am in need of some major spackle!

Jan said...

That kid's a keeper. Don't throw him back.

Jen M. said...

Jenn - REally?? YAY!

And I actually did pull him out of school for a mommy playdate. Not because of what he said - but it sure helps ;)

Anna said...

I LOVE him. He can have everything in my will, too.