Thursday, March 06, 2008

Hold on...I Have Something in my Teeth

I was talking to Sarah on the phone the other day and somehow we came to the topic of The Vagina Monologues. When I say somehow, you have to bear in mind that linear thought processing goes right out the window when we talk, and our conversations are so circuitous that in the span of five minutes we can cover children, cheese, nipple hair, and of course the obvious segue into the merits of super delegates.

So when one of us mentioned The Vagina Monologues Sarah said she used to hate hearing that title when it first came out. Every time someone would say Vagina and Monologue together, she would picture a giant vagina on the stage.

"With a stool and a mike?"

"No. Just the vagina."

"On its side or more, you know, vertical?"

"On its side, definitely."

"Would it have to pause and pick a hair out of its mouth?"

"You're disgusting."

18 comments:

Heather said...

Cough. That's gross.

jakelliesmom said...

I'd have thought vertical, you know, because it (she?) was performing.

Except that the thought would have never actually occurred to me before, and now this image will be the only thing I think when I hear it.

amanda said...

I laughed :)

Mary Beth said...

There's an image that won't go away soon!

Magpie said...

Speechless.

Sophie's Mom said...

Oh my... I busted out laughing on this post, you're a bit twisted... I like it! :)

flutter said...

Ok, having seen the VM...the thing that cracks me up the most is watching the sign language interpreters coming up with all the different ways to sign for vagina

Rima said...

See, I didn't have any weird associations with the Vagina Monologues UNTIL I READ THIS POST.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

So the vagina would be lounging while delivering the monologue?

dkuroiwa said...

*SNORT* and hot coffee coming out the nose!! Thanks!! :-D

This reminded me of when my gay friend said that mine "probably wouldn't have a monologue, but a stand-up routine"!!!

andi said...

Grim! Do you have any idea how mad I am at you for the mental picture you just painted for me? No wait. It's just too funny - I forgive you.

dawn224 said...

Which goes right along with "did you prick yourself while making a baby" :)

Tootsie Farklepants said...

LOL! I thought that was awesome!

painted maypole said...

bwa-ha-ha! I did that show a few years back!

I am writing a little ditty about you over at my blog!

photomommy said...

*cleaning up the hot chocolate I just spit out*

OMG...too funny!

Christina said...

I have linked you on my blog. Your stuff is great!

Family Adventure said...

Ewwwww...

Heidi

merlotmom said...

Isn't that what girlfriends are for? Reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode when Larry gets one of Chery's pubic hairs stuck in his throat and tries hacking it up for days. Gross!