Tuesday, January 08, 2008

That Was So Funny I SWEAR My Kidneys Just Stopped Functioning. Really! LOL

Yeah, there is no reason for that title other than sometimes when I'm reading a funny blog, I will see commenters before me who make me ask, really? Did you just literally spew coffee on your keyboard? Or is that just a metaphor?

So I thought it would be fun to come up with some stock "LOL" phrases to use when someone has tickled the funnybone. Anyone?

I went to http://www.random.org/ and had their list generator pick six random numbers and we have six winners for the face masks! Would you all quickly send me an email with your address and I can get those to you. I have a BIG trip to the post office today, and it's something I dread like death itself try and avoid with the little ones.

Here is who Random.org picked (with your comment number next to your name):

Melissa 12
Amanda 15
Painted Maypole 19
Mrs. G 23
Candy 35
Madame Queen 37

I want more winners - so next week keep a lookout for an EVEN BETTER give away!

That was so fun I lost my voice screaming! Really! I'm going to have to learn to sign!

18 comments:

Candy said...

Wait. What? I won something? No F'ing Way!

Rima said...

I curse those six lucky women as I sit here convulsing with riotous laughter!

Anonymous said...

well, apparently my MIL had to run to the potty after reading one of my posts ( one that I difn't think was that funny) so I guess to each their own!!!

Carrie @carrieloves said...

Congrats ladies!

I've seen:
ROTF LMAO
Snark & Snort
Ha!

Beck said...

If people actually spewed coffee on their keyboards, blogging would be MUCH more hazerdous and expensive.

Madame Queen said...

Yay! I won something.

"I laughed so hard I was crying" is one I've heard before and one I've actually DONE. I've never actually spewed coffee except this one time I got choked while I was drinking it and my only option was to spew it or spit it back in my cup. I didn't want to ruin a $4 cup of coffee so I spewed! But not on my keyboard. I may be gross, but I'm not an idiot! :)

Biddy said...

ok so i really have spewed coffee, and beer

but that was so funny i broke my neck while throwing my head back to laugh! seriously! i'm paralyzed from the neck down and i'm blowing in a straw to type this!

and p.s. those six women suck

Jen said...

Biddy - you slay me.

Jennifer said...

I once spit cereal and milk out through my nose from laughing. It wasn't pretty. But then, I bet you guessed that much. ;)

thirtysomething said...

Haha!

thirtysomething said...

Blogger kicked me out before I was finished...what a great idea for a post! Very funny..and I often wonder who is telling the truth..

Suburban Correspondent said...

Aren't people allowed to speak metaphorically anymore?

Me, I don't drink coffee...

Anonymous said...

LOL - It annoys me when people use "literally" incorrectly.

It makes me literally want to tear my hair out... ok, not really ;)

Beth said...

If it's not a metaphor, there are definitely a lot of coffee stained key boards out there...
But not mine! (Cookie crumbs only...)

MamaGeek @ Works For Us said...

You are so farking clever. Hilarious!

Girlplustwo said...

my personal favorite is "i just shat on my keyboard" b/c it is so over the top, i love it. b/c no one is really on the floor, right?

Anonymous said...

Boooooo! Boooo randomizer! Booooooo!

painted maypole said...

Wow... I'm so excited that I'm jumping up and down screaming "I won, I won, I won!!!"

;)

and that makes 2 things I've won in a week. woot (what does that mean anyways? does it stand for something??)

I think I'm going to give away some goodies over at my place this week, too.