Sunday, January 06, 2008

The Wrinkle Rexic Shares


Oooh! I have another give-away!


So soon, you ask? Yes, because I just can't wait on this one.


I recently tried a new face mask my mom sent me made entirely from natural and organic ingredients and it knocked my socks off. Was it because the mask had cocoa powder and made me feel as if I were making out with a Ghirardelli bar? Um, maybe.


But also because the moment I rinsed the mask off, Bob happened to walk by. Normally, the man notices nothing. Really. Once I dyed my normally blonde hair (of course it's naturally that way. cough.) auburn for a trip to Paris and I bounced in front of him and asked him how he liked my new hair. He had to wonder, hmmm, was it maybe shorter?

So Bob walked by and stopped. He looked at me and squinted his eyes and said, "Wow. Your skin looks really, really good."

Game over. I was hooked. So without further ado, let me introduce to you to my new favorite face mask in the entire world, ever, Muddy H2O. This stuff is fantastic, and contains really cool ingredients like cocoa powder, natural french clay, organic calendula, comfrey root and ground chickpea powder. There is nothing artificial in these wonder masks and after using the chocolate mask my skin was soft, smooth, and glowed like Jack's bottom. Before the rash.

I also used the French Clay mask, and mixed it with some pureed pumpkin like I read on their website. Holy small pores, Batman! I had considered going to my local day spa for their pumpkin enzymatic peel (for way too much money) and now I think that would be a waste of time and money.

Want your own? I'm giving away SIX natural face and body masks for you to try. Three French Clay and three chocolate. But seriously, these things are so inexpensive that you would all be silly, big-pored fools to not rush here or here and get yourself some chocolate blueberry amazingness.

Today and tomorrow all who comment are open for the draw.

57 comments:

jakelliesmom said...

Ooooh, chocolate on the face? I'm practically licking myself when I use the cocoa butter lotion - I don't know how I'd stop myself (except, you know, that it's mud).

I hope I win chocolate.

Robin said...

Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

(I can't get pureed pumpkin though, would that one work without it?)

mommymommyland said...

I have the mother of all big sized pores!!! And nothing has worked, so I am game. I would probably try anything to make them shrink!!!

jen said...

good lord, i could use a mask like this today. good lord. whoohoo.

Family Adventure said...

Sounds amazing! And yummy. If that's possible.

Heidi

Beck said...

Oh! Sign me up - those sound great.

Christine said...

Woohoo! I'd love some chocolate smeared all over my face.

Hey...I'm a Bossy pit stop, too. Schweet!

Catherine said...

I too am a BOSSY pit stop - wouldn't it be great if she could blog how all her hostesses had the most GLORIOUS skin?

Fairly Odd Mother said...

What? I may look younger? Woo hoo! Sign me up!

Jan said...

Yes, I'm in. I'd love to try this. I'm hoping My Bob would notice.

Mrs. Chicken said...

Oh! Please please pick me! I'm pregnant and my face is EXPLODING. I look like a teenage pizza. AND I'm craving chocolate!

pretty please?

Melissa said...

Me! Me! Pick me! I have terrible skin! And only partly because I'm all hormonal from just giving birth!

Oh, all right, I'll go buy one if you don't randomly choose me.

Nancy said...

I'm all for trying anything on this old house...errr...face.

I'm hoping to be a stow-away when Bossy stops in my 'hood.

BetteJo said...

Yes please, loves me some chocolate and needs me some smaller pores.
I'm old y'know.

amanda said...

So,do you think this miracle chocolating mask will help me land a man or just find that I don't need one?

Rima said...

Hubs noticed your glowing skin?

SIGN.ME.UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life As I Know It said...

I was just at Tar-jay yesterday looking for a face mask that might magically make the two little wrinkles that are forming on my forehead disappear...

Jammie J. said...

You're calling me out from Google Reader?

Hmmm, okay. Pick me, too! *waves hand madly in the air*

painted maypole said...

but could I keep myself from eating it?

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

I wanna win! I want to make out with a Ghirardelli bar! ;)

Sophie's Mom said...

Smearing chocolate on my face and looking better for it? Yeah, I'm game for that! Please and thank you!

Jennifer said...

That sounds wonderful!! Chocolate, mmmmmmmm!

Mrs. G. said...

Oh Dear Lord, for the sake of my crows feet and undereye bags, please pick me. What I don't use, I'll serve to my kids as dip.

the dragonfly said...

I LOVE CHOCOLATE!! :) :) :)

flutter said...

ooooh I can't eat chocolate, so i would love to put some on my face!! chocolate by osmosis!

Katrina said...

You don't even know how BADLY I need this! PCOS = cystic acne. :o( Have mercy on a gal!

Erin said...

sounds awesome- I wouldn't mind being noticed either.

Sexy Housewife said...

I am just getting over a cold and my face so needs some help! I am feeling lucky!

Mission to Macie said...

sounds awesome! sign me up

Missy said...

Yay! Sign me up! :)

jrogers39 said...

Oh I have been looking for a good mask. And small pores? SIGN ME UP!

Jessica @ A Bushel and a Peck said...

Oh, please...please, I need this. My skin has gone absolutely crazy in the last two weeks. Damn pregnancy hormones! What a` great giveaway!

Mommy Cracked said...

Resident beauty product junky signing in for her chance!

suchsimplepleasures said...

oh, my lucky day...i came here, for the first time, through sexy housewife...and, you're having a contest!!!
i big, huge, puffy heart...face masks...
i'm so coming back here...

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I'm going to comment on this post 'cause I want in on the drawing, but I really want to say "Wow!" on the birthing a book business. I also wanted to direct you to the website of a friend of a friend of mine, who is a teacher that successfully became a young adult book author. I can't say for sure, but I bet if you e-mailed her she'd be chock full of good advice--that's the kind of gal she is. Her name is Laura Preble and her site is: http://www.queengeeksocialclub.com/about.html

Candy said...

Count me in! I need something to per my old skin up. Better send me the industrial strength variety though.

Patty P said...

Good grief, my 54 YO skin needs something to make it look better.

Can you lick the chocolate one off? Oh, I guess you'd need a Gene Simmons tongue to do that huh?

Madame Queen said...

If it has chocolate in it, count me in! And if it got a man to notice, it must be amazing. You should contact the company and they could use that in their advertising -- "Makes your skin look so amazing that even a man would notice!"

suburbancorrespondent said...

I want some. Looks to me as though it would be great to frighten the children with.

Crystal said...

I was just looking in the mirror...and...well...yes, please, sign me up.

Kathryn said...

Wow! Aren't you just a super generous person!
Thanks for the link to the website. :)

imbeingheldhostage said...

Ok, DON'T put me in the drawing, since I am eagerly anticipating the arrival of my book and tea :-). I just wanted to say thanks, and I have gone to the website. Book, tea, facial and a bath without kids--now that's the way to start a new year! Thanks Jen!

Anonymous said...

I am with a couple of others-BIG PORES! I definately will have to try this one out.
Adrienne

Kimmykay said...

I could use some. Turning 40 this year and love to win some help. LOL.

Circus Kelli said...

Anything with cocoa powder in it is A-OK in my book! Sign me up! :)

Captain Backfire said...

We're going to test my theory that I never win ANYTHING. Right now.

Amy said...

Oh yes!! This sounds amazing!!!! I want I want!

BipolarLawyerCook said...

Oooh, Mr. Kotter!

Biddy said...

since my skin is apparently reverting to the days of puberty (ok, someone else's puberty cause i NEVER had acne), i could definitely use these!

Professor J said...

Sign me up!

Andrea said...

So can you nibble a little bit off the corners of your lips as it dries?

Kellan said...

I could use it! See ya. Kellan

Amy F. said...

please, please,please. help a frumpy housefrau out. it is my birthday tomorrow!

AnotherMomCreation said...

Ohhh, that sounds wonderful!!!!

Kudos to hubby for noticing!

Trenches of Mommyhood said...

Yummy-I'll try not to lick my face! Count me in!

bermudabluez said...

OMG, this sounds like total heaven!! I had a Bedhead product for my hair that felt like I was rinsing in Godiva...it was very goddess-like!

Queeny said...

Damnit! Am I too late? I want really nice skin, too.