I just packed the lunches for the kids, and we're getting ready to head out the door. Chloe walked by her lunch and sighed. "Thank you, mom. I love Cool Ranch Doritos. They're my favorite. Do you want to know my favorite chips, in order?"
"Number one: anything in the itos family. Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos. Number two, anything that says sour cream and onion."
Meanwhile, Jacob was pulling on my shirt. "Mom! How can my underwear breathe?"
I thought this was interesting, since it was, actually a valid question. I started in on an answer about the breathability of cotton and he interrupted with, "My boxer breathes can breathe. Okay." We just bought him boxer briefs, like daddy.
And it's not even 8:00 yet! What do your kids say in the morning that cracks you up?