Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Not Quite Wordless Wednesday

I just packed the lunches for the kids, and we're getting ready to head out the door. Chloe walked by her lunch and sighed. "Thank you, mom. I love Cool Ranch Doritos. They're my favorite. Do you want to know my favorite chips, in order?"

"Hmmm hmmmm."

"Number one: anything in the itos family. Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos. Number two, anything that says sour cream and onion."

Meanwhile, Jacob was pulling on my shirt. "Mom! How can my underwear breathe?"

I thought this was interesting, since it was, actually a valid question. I started in on an answer about the breathability of cotton and he interrupted with, "My boxer breathes can breathe. Okay." We just bought him boxer briefs, like daddy.

And it's not even 8:00 yet! What do your kids say in the morning that cracks you up?

12 comments:

Amber said...

When I'm holding the littlest and she says "I can hear your heart beeping". Gah. SO CUTE!

Jessie said...

I like the "itos" family thing, that was great.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Love the "itos" comment!

Mine says Hi-5 (his favorite show) over and over and over and over and over until I turn it on.

andi said...

I want to be a member of the "itos" family. Sweet.

Everyday my daughter says the same things: "It's wake-up time. I wanna go downstairs. Eat cereal. You get me some chocolate milk?"

Mamalicious said...

Anything in the itos family! Love her! I love that she categorizes her snacks by family.

Beck said...

Only one of my older two is capable of speech in the morning. The other one is exactly the same, 24 hours a day.
And The Baby is a CRAB in the morning.
"Itos Family." I want to join the Itos Family.

painted maypole said...

when trying to wake my daughter up she says "I'm working on it!"whcih is EXACTLY what I say on the weekends when she is trying to get ME out of bed

Fairly Odd Mother said...

Oh Binky Bitch, I'm so sorry for your son's Hi-5 addiction. I'd need to add vodka to my coffee to get through that.

My son starts the day by saying, "Bob Builder" to indicate which show he needs on NOW. (admittedly, about as annoying as Hi-5, but not quite).

Bananas said...

Oh they DO say the best things... I always enjoy it greatly. The worst part is that I can never REMEMBER what he's said unless I write it down that INSTANT!

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I love it, it's so sweet :)

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Sarah said...

My nephew calls Lucky Charms "chucky arms".

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

When fh turns the alarm system off the girls stop everything and go "beep, beep, beep, beep". Or as I'm dressing they stand, stare and point and scream "mommies boobies" in their best Freddy Krueger litle voices.