While on a cross-country telephone call with my husband, who is out of town on business.
Bob: Jen, now that people at my work read the blog, you can't write about me. You need to temper it.
Jen:(Laughing). Yeah, okay. Suuure. (More laughing). You know you can't censor your own wife.
Bob: Did you hear that?
Bob: That was the sound of me putting my foot down.
Jen: You know that only works on the dog.